Naughty Quotes

*Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. 

*When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

*Got arrested for opening the cop's zipper. Apparently I misunderstood the meaning of "Please blow Ma'am"

*Women have magic powers, they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, make boneless things hard, and make men eat without cooking.

*Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let them boys between your legs. They'll say your hot, they'll say your fine, but in nine months, they'll say "Ain't mine"

*Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now there's little Frankie.

*Wanna play army? You lay down and i'll blow the hell outta ya!

*I said I was an angel and I don't do naughty things, but you must have gotten me too hot and burned off my wings.

*3 small words to ruin a guys ego... Is it in?

*I don't play hard to get, I play to get you hard!

*2468 feeling horney can't wait, 3579 want your body next to mine, abcd come and lay on top of me, uvwx call me when you're feeling like sex!

*The sky is blue and the water is wet, i'll make you cum, i'll make you sweat, pressed against my body moving up and down, slowly but firmly we'll move the ground!

*Some guys like girls with no class or brains, some guys like girls that will scream their name, just to let you know, I'm a girl with class and brains and you better believe you will be screaming my name!

*Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil!

*I'm just like chocolate, I melt in your hands.